The Flux Capacitor

I am on a never ending quest to unearth the true difference between dogs and babies. Or maybe i’m on a quest to irrevocably show they are the same. Honestly, minus the hair i see very little difference. Adults talk to both in the condescending high pitched annoying whine, they’re 16 synapses away from being absolutely brain dead or completely sentient. they smell, make often uncontrollable noises and are small enough to kick pretty far (obviously excusing here the over sized genetic freak dogs). so yeah, maybe in a couple of year i’ll publish my nobel worth study on how we may share 98.5% of our genes with monkeys but characteristically there is a stronger similarity with baby canines as there is with baby sapiens.

anyone want to jump on the bandwagon before it pulls out of the garage?

I’m currently looking for funding

Why am i writing this? i have no idea. my thoughts and words in a public setting. ugh. i’m against this externalizations of my brain. oh well, cant deny the future right?

well this is to be continued…as if i didnt already have enough to do.